» October 20, 2009

Talkin’ ’bout dedication

Oh, hey. Is this thing on?

So if you’re into this whole video gaming thing you’ve probably heard about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 not having dedicated servers on the PC. The basic concept behind dedicated servers is that unlike most console games, where one of the players hosts a network game and everyone else connects to that one player, a dedicated server acts as the host of a game and all the players connect to that server. Why would you want this?

Back in the late 90s, when broadband internet was still an emerging trend and nowhere near the relative norm it is today, PC games allowed you to play both peer-to-peer and on dedicated servers. Anyone who’s ever actually played a peer-to-peer game in those bad old days remembers why it’s a horrible idea: because the player who is the host has zero ping. That means everything the host player sees—where other players are and where they’re shooting—is exactly where everything is supposed to be, while for everyone else, there’s a certain amount of lag. The host player can aim right at a running person and hit them easily; other players in the game will shoot at where they think the player is, but will hit nothing.

Of course, it’s not the late 90s anymore; connections have improved, and so has the state of client prediction. But the same basic principles apply. Now add to that some of the other reasons why dedicated servers are so beloved—they often sit on fat network pipes, as opposed to the crappy cable modem or DSL pipe most individuals have; they can have custom maps, mods and rulesets; they serve as community focus points where everyone knows your name—and you might start to see why everyone is in an uproar over the sudden removal of dedicated servers.

Personally, I don’t have any major interest in custom mods or maps, and I’ve never played on a server so much that I got to know the regulars that frequented them. I don’t have any inherent issues with matchmaking. But the lag issue, ingrained in me after years of playing multiplayer games on a 56k modem, is still a big deal for me—especially when you consider that PC games tend to allow more players in a match than consoles do. Moreover, the way Infinity Ward has treated the issue has been nothing short of abysmal. They’ve mostly failed to address directly the various concerns the PC community have brought up, instead parroting the same flimsy reassurances over and over: we’re doing this to simplify the process, you won’t see any performance decrease, and you’ll have just as much control as you used to when you had dedicated servers.

Myself, I’m at a bit of a crossroads. Infinity Ward has shown that they’re not really interested in PC gaming anymore; despite claiming that they’ve invested a ton of time into the PC version of Modern Warfare 2, the fact remains that they almost slipped a major change past the PC community and have since remained unrepentant even as people cancel their pre-orders and explain in many different ways why this is a Bad Idea. So I’ve cancelled my pre-order of the PC version. But I’ve also taken the step of doing exactly what I suspect Infinity Ward and Activision would want me to do: I pre-ordered the 360 version instead, even though it cost $5 more than my PC pre-order.

Why on earth would I do this? Because I’m reasonably sure that Modern Warfare 2 will be worth the money, and if they’re so interested in pissing off PC gamers and pampering their console brethren, I may as well join the pack. After all, I have two consoles and a hefty PC for a reason—so I wouldn’t have to sit things out whenever a game came out for the console I didn’t own. If Modern Warfare 3 or whatever doesn’t come out on PC, that’s not a problem for me. And for PC gamers who don’t have that option, I feel as though there are still plenty of options for the PC shooter fan—between old chestnuts like the well-supported Team Fortress 2 and newer entries like Borderlands and Left 4 Dead 2, it certainly doesn’t seem like PC gaming is in its death throes. And with Battlefield developer DICE taking every opportunity to implictly and explicitly slamming Infinity Ward for their decision, I doubt the dedicated server will be disappearing from the PC landscape anytime soon, even if Activision and Infinity Ward wish it would.

Filed under: In The News, N3RDZ0R5
» December 26, 2007

Boxing Day: ain’t what it used to be?

Boxing Day is here again, but lately it seems like the Christmas after Christmas hasn’t been quite as exciting for the shopaholic as in the past:

According to a Visa Canada survey, more than five million Canadians planned to hit the shops on Boxing Day. After electronics, the most sought after item was clothing.

(…)

However, the Visa survey also found the number of Canadians planning to make purchase on Wednesday was 17 per cent less than in 2006, and the lowest number since 2002. Those who do decide to hit the stores are expected to spend less too.

Prowling the RedFlagDeals forums this year reveals much the same story—disappointment at lacklustre sale prices, unstable online shopping experiences, and a growing distaste for huge lines and mob rule at store opening in order to claim hot items available in extremely limited quantities. When 500 people line up outside a store hoping for a crack at 20 HD DVD players, a lot of people are bound to go home disappointed. With the diehard bargain hunters realizing that many of the Boxing Day deals aren’t much better than sale prices from the rest of the year, it looks like for the person in the know there’s really not too much point to braving the crowds and the traffic.

That said, I did pounce on one Boxing Day deal, though it’s actually been available for a couple of days now and involved no lineups, limited quantities or even leaving the house. And assuming I never need to contact Dell’s horrific warranty service for repair, I imagine it really will feel like Christmas when I get my shiny new PS3 in the mail. RedFlagDeals strikes again!

Filed under: In The News
» November 17, 2007

“while her skin peels off in bloody ribbons”

The Ontario Workplace Safety and Insurance Board has commissioned a set of ads about accidents in the workplace. And by all accounts they are fucking horrifying:

One TV spot features an exploding gas canister that blows a construction worker off the side of a building. Another shows a young chef slipping on grease and dumping a vat of boiling water on herself, leaving her writhing on the kitchen floor while her skin peels off in bloody ribbons. The Workplace Safety and Insurance Board says they toned down the actress’s screams in editing because they worried they were too upsetting.

Metafilter has a thread on the subject, and I can’t even bring myself to read the whole thing, let alone actually watch the YouTube videos. Thanks, Ontario government, for giving me ample reason to avoid Canadian television altogether for about four months!

Filed under: In The News
» September 27, 2007

I can’t bear to see you jump

Awesomest bear ever!

Filed under: In The News
» September 17, 2007

EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIC II: Electric Boogaloo

There must be another Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie coming out or something, because another American city has completely overreacted to what it thought was a terrorist plot, and is now seeking restitution from the evildoers. Only in this case the “terrorist plot” was sprinkling flour in an Ikea parking lot to mark a running route, and the “evildoers” are two siblings laying the trail for a local beer run club.

Police fielded a call just before 5 p.m. that someone was sprinkling powder on the ground. The store was evacuated and remained closed the rest of the night. The incident prompted a massive response from police in New Haven and surrounding towns.

(…)

Mayoral spokeswoman Jessica Mayorga said the city plans to seek restitution from the Salchows, who are due in court Sept. 14.

“You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know,” she said. “It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We’re thankful it wasn’t, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out.”

If you’re one of those people who’ve been avoiding and shit-talking Boston for their incredible lack of common sense regarding the Mooninite sign idiocy, you can now add New Haven to the list of places to avoid at all costs, lest you inherit their particular brand of lunacy.

Filed under: Citysong, In The News
» September 16, 2007

RIP Colin McRae, 1968-2007

Colin McRae, legendary rally driver and winner of the 1995 World Rally Championship driver’s title, is dead after a helicopter crash. All that’s left, essentially, is to officially identify the bodies, but McRae was believed to be piloting the helicopter and there were no survivors. Also on board was his five-year-old son and friends of the family, including another child.

In memory, two YouTube clips—one from his long, storied career in the WRC, and a much more recent clip from the X Games. Watch the X Games clip all the way through and you’ll see why McRae is considered one of the top rally drivers ever.

It hasn’t even been two years since the rallying world lost world champ Richard Burns to a brain tumour. The sudden loss of McRae hurts just as much. RIP.

» May 24, 2007

Boxers, not briefs

Costco is recalling a line of punching bags with an unusual filling: used underwear. They’re so skeeved out by the bags full of smelly underwear that they’re sending out free shipping boxes AND a replacement punching bag from another company, presumably not filled with used underwear.

Seriously. Used underwear. The mind boggles.

Filed under: In The News
» May 11, 2007

Charges dropped in ATHF bomb scare, Boston officials still jackasses

After performing 140 total hours of community service, Peter Berdovsky and Sean Stevens are free from further prosecution in the debacle that was the Aqua Teen Hunger Force campaign/OMG BOMBZ overreaction. And still Boston officials continue to pretend as though they did everything right:

“Today’s hearing in Charlestown hopefully marks the conclusion of the fallout from Cartoon Network’s guerrilla marketing campaign,” Mayor Thomas M. Menino said in a statement. “I hope the message goes out to all guerrilla marketers who plan on doing business in Boston that we take the public safety of those who live and work here very seriously.”

The message is still clear: we were right to overreact, and everyone who thinks otherwise just isn’t vigilant enough. Well, Boston officials may take public safety “very seriously,” but that doesn’t mean I have to take Boston seriously ever again.

Filed under: In The News
» May 4, 2007

Every newsroom editor waits their whole lives for a story like this.

Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo.

Filed under: In The News
» March 16, 2007

TTC to have its cake and eat it too?

Update: Here’s the plan. Pretty much what the Globe heard last night. Man, does the map look shiny (yay Spacing!).

The Globe and Mail edition coming out in a couple of hours has the best guess on what the TTC has in store for us when it unveils its new LRT network plan at 10:30am:

…the centrepiece is a $2.2-billion, partly underground line along Eglinton Avenue, from Kingston Road in the east to Pearson Airport in the west….

—An $835-million line along Finch Avenue West, from Highway 427 in Etobicoke to Finch subway station on the Yonge line;
—A $675-million line on Don Mills Road, from Steeles Avenue East to the Bloor subway line;
—A $630-million line on Jane Street;
—A $555-million line from Don Mills Station that runs along Sheppard Avenue East to Morningside;
—A $630-million line on Morningside Avenue that continues onto Kingston Road;
—A $540-million waterfront west line.

Stay tuned.

Filed under: Citysong, In The News
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