“Can I rent time on an earth mover? And maybe some earth to move?” Wife wants to give husband gift of a lifetime by fulfilling his childhood wish to be a backhoe operator. I wish I was this good at thinking of cool gift ideas.

On Livejournal, sometimes the code breaks if you try to write <3. So often most people would go “I LESS THAN THREE YOU!”

I need a t-shirt that says this. Right now.

Today on Ask Metafilter: Need pick-up lines for human powered laundromat.

The fact that this discussion even exists makes me sad.