I’m sure you’ve already seen the story of the guy who was promised a threesome if his website got two million hits. Maybe you already know it was a mixture of hoax and viral advertising. What’s weird is the number of sites that have popped up since then using largely the same schtick to convince people to visit their site or join their Facebook group. What’s weirder is people seem to fall for this every time, as if they hadn’t seen any of the other sites before or noticed the similarities. So, in tribute, here’s your very own cheat sheet on how to create your very own blurb for a “if I get ten million hits some girl will have sex with me” site!