» November 26, 2005

RIP Richard Burns

Richard Burns, former World Rally champion, died last night after a long battle with a brain tumour. He was 35.

Burns was set to return to the Subaru team in 2004 after a successful stint with Peugeot when he pulled out due to the illness. The combination of Burns and fellow world champion Petter Solberg on the team would’ve been a glorious sight to see. I hadn’t heard much about his condition lately but I’d always assumed he was on the mend. Burns seemed like a great guy, and he was definitely a great driver; he will be sorely missed.

» November 25, 2005

The Every Station Club

I had no idea other people did this. Though my high school friends and I usually went to stations with the express purpose of collecting transfers (which would be, according to this guy, cheating), it was a pretty fun way to explore the TTC. Coolest find: the hidden apartment complex exit that gave out special Eglinton transfers that said “Eglinton Heights” on them. We snatched up a bunch of transfers, but if you remember the old machines, they were noisy, mechanical buggers. The TTC guy heard us and deduced correctly that all was not as it should be. He probably couldn’t figure out why we’d want a stack of transfers from a remote part of the station, but he made us toss most of them into the garbage anyways.

I think my stack of transfers is still around here somewhere. I don’t remember if I ever got Downsview, though.

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» November 20, 2005

Kill your television? Not quite.

New York magazine on the new patronage: television, paid for entirely by a subscription-based model and inspired in part by Apple and ABC’s collaboration selling TV episodes via iTunes. I’ve remarked on this before, but not in any great detail. Adam Sternbergh does a much more thorough job, even including some numbers to back up his claims. The numbers could be disputed (and have been, in fact; even Firefly fans dispute the assertion that there are a million fans online who would pony up $40 for a new season). Aside from that, however, there’s a major point Sternbergh hasn’t addressed: shows like Lost sell well on iTunes because of their immense popularity, and even Family Guy and Firefly got network airings; how else would the shows have acquired their cult audiences? And therein lies the problem.

How do you get people to pony up for a product they’ve never seen? Not just a new season of Firefly—at least you have an idea of what you’re getting there. Say you had to sell the idea of Firefly to an audience who’d never seen the adventures of Serenity and its crew. Or Arrested Development, a show that’s recently been put on hiatus and will likely never leave it. Catching the first show on a series you’ve never heard of is one thing, when all it costs is an hour of your time; paying $40 for the privilege is another thing entirely, even more of an investment than movies—something Sternbergh admits isn’t exactly a hot property these days, either. This is a huge problem that never gets mentioned; sure, the subscription patronage model would work now, when television is still a powerful force and you can catch shows on basic cable without paying a per-episode cost. That’s the beauty of broadcasting. What happens when that disappears? Do the Losts of the future survive without broadcasting, or will a suitable replacement pop up? Could you, say, subscribe to an RSS feed that would deliver you untested pilot episodes of candidate series, and people could vote with their wallets? And if you could do this, would you end up with a television universe that’s better or worse than the one we have today? Here’s an interesting point to consider: television news is a loss leader, primarily designed to lend a network status and authority. But it doesn’t pay the bills, and the audience for network news is declining. Would it survive in this brave new world?

And then Sternbergh has to go and mention magazines:

And suddenly it’s not so hard to envision a future (by which I mean two years, not twenty) in which you buy most of your TV shows the way you do, say, magazines—subscribing to some, picking and choosing others. At which point there’s no more need to stick to the half-hour/hour-long model on TV than there is for magazines to publish each issue at precisely 100 or 200 pages.

Magazines, in case Sternbergh hasn’t noticed, is another problem industry as of late. Have you looked at a magazine rack lately? Now have you looked at one without your sunglasses on? Covers on the newsstand are uniformly awful. The magazines themselves are also largely the same; women’s magazines, though stratified into several microcategories catering to all ages and social classes, offer much the same sorts of articles and advice, not to mention cover treatments. And men’s magazines are even worse; I dare you to tell me the difference between Maxim and FHM. If a new magazine pioneers a successful category, you can bet that within months a slate of new mags will be chasing after its market; look at the number of Wallpaper* copycats out there today. Or the rise of the shopping mag, the consumer-training Price Is Right of the magazine world. And as every year goes by, these trends only get worse. Why? Because magazines are hard business, it costs a lot to put a magazine out, and readers don’t like the unfamiliar. Thus a new magazine is inherently risky, even if it does find an audience; if people don’t know what the magazine is supposed to be about, or the first couple of issues don’t meet their expectations, they cancel subscriptions and stop buying it off the newsstand. Then that magazine dies. And lots of magazines do.

Does any of this sound familiar, television fans? Trend saturation? Hello, Invasion and Surface and Threshold. Spinoffs of successful products? CSI Miami, CSI New York, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, The Amazing Race Family Edition, etc. Failure of risky niche products? Isn’t that how we got into this discussion in the first place?

I’m not trying to say the subscription model will fail, because I desperately hope it will do exactly what the proponents say it will: allow me to watch the next Firefly in peace, without worrying about it being cancelled. But if the above problems aren’t solved, we won’t have banished cancellation to the dark ages; we’ll just say “production’s been shut down” instead. And that’s not nearly as catchy.

» November 18, 2005

Soap bubbles carry my dreams up hi-i-i-i-igh…

After eleven years of toiling in his kitchen, purchasing nearly every commercially available dye in existence, and creating all sorts of wonders like exploding ones and super-bouncy ones, inventor Tim Kehoe has finally found his holy grail: coloured bubbles.

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» November 17, 2005

…where heroes like Leeroy Jenkins do battle…

So, the Leeroy Jenkins meme? He of the infamous World of Warcraft raiding video? He’s managed to surface in the most unlikely of places: Jeopardy.

» November 13, 2005

Yet more Sony rootkit DRM goodness

I swear, I didn’t intend to turn this into an anti-Sony digital rights management blog. Seriously. This will (hopefully) be the last thing I post about it.

As predicted, bonafide viruses have appeared that take advantage of First 4 Internet’s cloaking technology. As a result, anti-virus software have specifically targeted the copy protection on Sony CDs and other releases with First 4 Internet’s XCP software, treating the rootkit DRM like they would any malicious virus. Congrats, Sony. This after Sony’s furious backpedalling on the issue; they’re now pledging to removve XCP from all their current and forthcoming releases, a far cry from the “no one knows what rootkits are” comment a couple of days earlier.

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» November 8, 2005

Sony rootkit DRM, take three

And in other news, that rootkit DRM patch Sony’s offering? Apparently the patch itself is confusing and possibly dangerous, unloading the cloaking driver without warning the system. This means the next application attempting to access the aries.sys driver could crash the system. Luverley.

Hilariously, there is also a program that will uninstall (and not just patch) the DRM rootkit. Actually getting it, however, involves jumping through several hoops and giving Sony your email address. Not surprising for a company willing to use rootkits because, in the words of one of its own presidents, “Most people, I think, don’t even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?”

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» November 7, 2005

Sony rootkit DRM, take two

So you know that invasive rootkit virus masquerading as copy protection that Sony’s using on their latest music releases? One of the glaring issues with the DRM rootkit was that the rootkit’s method of hiding its processes from an interested admin or user is easy to figure out and exploitable by other programs—possibly malicious ones. So not only had Sony opened a backdoor for its useless DRM, it’d left it open for anyone else to use as well.

That theoretical vulnerability has become reality, but with a twist: people are buying Sony CDs and running them on purpose. Why? So they can hide cheat and macro programs from World of Warcraft’s anti-cheat warden. This development doesn’t really hurt or help Sony’s case here (though Sony has released a fix that eliminates the DRM rootkit, apparently). It is, however, a concrete example of an unintended use Sony and First 4 Internet did not predict.

Filed under: N3RDZ0R5
» November 6, 2005

angels twenty

While you’re here, you might as well check out the revamped angels twenty. Same semi-legal MP3s, brand new messy aesthetic!

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» November 4, 2005

From homebrew to WordPress in six hundred and four easy steps

I’ve been thinking of transitioning both my blogs over to WordPress for a while now. The homebrew system I cobbled together a couple of years ago is not exactly extensible, and it outputs bad XHTML code to boot! Plus it didn’t allow for comments, which was a big problem for some (you know who you are). That said, I imagined the process would actually be a lot harder than it was. Even creating a WordPress theme to match the old styling of the site (albeit slightly different from before) wasn’t too difficult. There will probably still be bugs to shake out with the new theme, and the old posts will remain without WP titles forever more, but other than that this blog is back up and running after a minimum of fuss. Amazing.

Um, let me know if anything’s gone horribly wrong. THROUGH THE NEW COMMENTS FEATURE BIATCH, OH YEAH.

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