» July 27, 2005

“A woman upset that she bought the video game ‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas’ for her 14-year-old grandson without knowing it contained hidden, sexually explicit scenes sued the manufacturer Wednesday on behalf of consumers nationwide.

On behalf of consumers? Speak for yourself. I’d like to file a countersuit against this woman on the charge of being a fucking idiot. Aside from purchasing a game for your 14-year-old that clearly states “Mature: 17+” on the box, you are also apparently unfazed by the heaping mountains of violence and gang culture glorification present in the game, but are troubled by dryhumping scenes less explicit than your standard Showtime softcore porn. And you thought grandmothers couldn’t jump on the litigation bandwagon.

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» July 23, 2005

Ours is a particularly virulent sort of malaise.

Filed under: Old and Busted
» July 11, 2005

Officially the coolest thing I’ve seen all month: VNC for the PSP. Control your home computer anywhere there’s a wireless connection. SWEET.

Filed under: Old and Busted