» November 4, 2004

There is a silver lining to the election, if various powers that be take advantage of it.

It’s obvious that the past four years have been a turning point for the Americans. Suddenly they see terrorists everywhere, partly because of fearmongering and partly because they’ve created some of those threats themselves. And I don’t just mean arming Saddam and the like; I mean allowing North Korea to continue their nuclear arms program when they could easily have held the stalemate. I mean allowing Iran to come ever closer to dangling a nuclear sword of Damocles over our heads. The evidence is mounting that the United States is now on the decline; an overextended military, a failing economy, and an increasingly ideology-driven, intolerant society.

The obvious emerging world power is China. But that doesn’t mean Canada can’t play a larger role in the new world order. Imagine, for a moment, if Canada eased its immigration laws to let in all the Americans threatening to leave the country after the election. Imagine if many of them actually came. You could very well be looking at a reverse brain drain the likes of which Canada hasn’t seen in quite a while. If we began to assert an independent political stance on world issues, if we began to rebuild our military forces to ensure our own protection, and if we encouraged the growth of new industries in a more forgiving social climate, there’s the slight possibility that we could benefit immensely from the Americans’ loss. We could take this opportunity to take on the best and brightest of the United States, the ones who saw fit to jump off a sinking ship—the same way every victorious country has pillaged the scientific and artisitic minds of the nations they conquered. Only we’d never have to fire a shot; we’ve already won their hearts and minds.

None of this will actually come to pass, of course; it’s a pipe dream even under the best of circumstances. But in light of a CNN poll stating over half the country is so deluded as to believe Bush will successfully unite the nation, I have to believe there’s a ray of hope, however small, to be had.

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» November 3, 2004

Midnight, November 3rd, and I have one thing to say:

What the fuck is wrong with Americans? After Kerry beating Bush in the debates, after Bush’s job approval ratings plummeting and posting sub-par popular vote projections, after the four years you’ve endured—not only do you hand Bush a four million vote surplus, not only do you practically hand Bush the country as we go to sleep, but you approve every gay marriage ban put to a vote? The young people don’t go out and vote, like this wasn’t possibly the most important election of their lives to date, and quite a bit longer? You hand the Republicans firm control of the House and the Senate? And you can’t even decide for sure on the presidency until, likely, eight to 11 days later?

What the fuck is wrong with you? How the hell did you let this happen? And what kinds of atrocities will the rest of the world have to endure in the ensuing four years if Bush is given a second term?

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» November 2, 2004

It’s on. While my election night will officially start at 4 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, there are already results in.

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